Natalie has scrubbed off all of Killian’s hair.

They call it cradle cap. We call it gross. Killian has been going through these phases where he get’s this crusty stuff on his head. I suppose it oozes out somehow but then hardens, resembling crusty earwax. Yeah, we’re all pretty stoked about it.
When we bathe him we’re usually able to get a lot of it off, but then his scalp dries and it gets flakey and then the yellow crust comes back. A lot like earwax in fact. Did I say how attractive this makes him?
Anyway, we purchased some special shampoo that is supposed to alleviate this menacing head affliction. Natalie was going to put it to use the next day. So I get a call at work…the next day. It was Natalie telling me she was bathing KJK and had in addition to scrubbing the yellow gunk of his head, scrubbed off most of his hair.
I got home, and sure enough – most of the soft, downy hair that once graced his little dome was gone. He went from having the du of Gerald Ford to a Dwight Eisenhower. He’s also got a nice rubbed away spot in the back that he sleeps on, which also gives him a bit of a mullet. Needless to say, I really hope his hair grows back. Despite is over abundance of charm, it’s going to be difficult for him to pull chicks sporting the du of a Cupie Doll. But at least he can become President.